awwww-cute:

Baby got his first life vest

beccamakalapua:

punkasslouis:

punkasslouis:

I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

scooterbraunhardcore:

some fall out boy photoshoots make you think

image

was this taken at a walmart or a professional studio you’ll never know

horse-ebook:

darrynek:

*picks up banana* hello

your son. he is dead

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