You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods
Pam: I could get us a complaint.
Meredith: You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn’t fart on a butterfly.
Pam: No, I wouldn’t. I can’t even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I’d like to try.