every disaster movie ever

  • scientist: don't do that
  • military official: lol

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

mileyhighrus:

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. 

arcticmunkeez:

*goes a few hours without internet access* wow i’m so healthy and wild i could live in the woods

alotofbeautyinordinarythings:

Pam: I could get us a complaint.
Meredith: You? Little Miss Priss? You wouldn’t fart on a butterfly.
Pam: No, I wouldn’t. I can’t even relate to that impulse. But I bet I could get us a customer complaint. I’d like to try.  

lolerzz:

the good news is that i had time to stop for a frappe

officecity:

Dwight smiling the whole way through.

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