nicolas-px:

when you are forced to laugh at your teachers jokes

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queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The number of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

yoncevevo:

kuwkimye:

North & Penelope leaving ‘The Grill’ restaurant in LA - October 18, 2014

penelope is so fake she’s throwing a hint o’shade at miss north’s outfit in the top pic but wanna be friends in the bottom #gagging

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

earthdad:

i walk this lonely road….

is michelle obama real

troulou:

awharrys:

this is the first one direction album title that can’t be somehow related to sex

four dicks in my mouth

We’re going to go back out and look for Claire the moment the sun comes up, and I could really use your help.

boufantgirl:

2013 | 2014

The thing about Harry is how he has never struck me as white sock wearer…. like he seems more like a black sock wearer….. just goes to show how wrong you can be about important things…….

vamellope:

the general public is a truly amazing category of human beings

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