awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

Daniel Radcliffe during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

  • Jedi: May the force be with you
  • Catholic Jedi: And also with you

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Anonymous asked:

What is nsfw?

ajantas:

not so fast, Walter

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

rebeccacumberland:

when you’ve just finished an 8 hr shoot and Simons calls you about some appearance 

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